من طرف Homsi: I was born in Lebanon.
Lebanese: Oh really, what part?
Homsi: All of me, you silly Lebanese!!
A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend:
- Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
- Sure replied the Homsy: What's your phone number?
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed!!!
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Homsi #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Homsi #2: No, who wrote it??
Homsi: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Man: It's 3:15.
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face)
- You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said DISNEYLAND LEFT.
After thinking for a minute he said to himself: Oh well they have left!
And turned around and returned home.
A Homsi got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said: 2-3 years!!!
Lebanese: Oh really, what part?
Homsi: All of me, you silly Lebanese!!
A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend:
- Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
- Sure replied the Homsy: What's your phone number?
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed!!!
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Homsi #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Homsi #2: No, who wrote it??
Homsi: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Man: It's 3:15.
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face)
- You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said DISNEYLAND LEFT.
After thinking for a minute he said to himself: Oh well they have left!
And turned around and returned home.
A Homsi got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said: 2-3 years!!!
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